Friday, November 26, 2010

can you be too picky?

Okay, so I'm thinking of starting a new blog on my new unexpected single life.. but maybe later.

For now, this post will have to go in this old boring blog.

I went on a date last night. We were both seemingly "alone" for Thanksgiving. I have a tradition of going to the movies on Thanksgiving, but alas I had nobody to go with...

So here is an outline of the date. *sigh*

I pick him up.
He can't drive.
Due to some sort of depth perception disorder.
He kind of looked like his picture.
But a little... unkept.
Not really my type at all.
We go to the movies.

Where he tries to get touchy
and
feely

And I scoot
as far away as I can get from him
yet
he keeps trying.

sigh.

The movie
felt like an eternity.
It was only
2.4 hours.

Politely I ask him to coffee.
We have okay conversation.
But
I find out
he is SUPER picky
and only likes
to date
really young girls.
or in his words...
"5-10 years younger than me"

I wrap the date up by 10pm
because of course
I
have a
curfew (at the age of 30)

Heh.

He goes home
and
blogs about
a wonderful
first date

I go home and
fall asleep..

wake up
and
write this.